spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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