I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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