I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Randomize
