Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
