Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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