I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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