need another drink. this is the easiest way
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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