am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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