i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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