Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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