I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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