Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You left your phone here
Wait...
the raccoons are back...
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