I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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