Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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