I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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