she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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