Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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