Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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