awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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