better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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