I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Couch. On fire.
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