we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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