so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If I die, sorry about rent.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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