ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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