Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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