Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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