Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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