there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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