So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
soo... how was my night?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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