Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The convent might be a nice break from real life
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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