Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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