He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I need moral support for this bender
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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