My nipple is on Facebook.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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