Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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