i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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