But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just found a bag of teeth...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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