Can i not drive my cunt home
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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