Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
need another drink. this is the easiest way
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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