I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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