He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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