I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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