People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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