Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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