How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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