Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
