Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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