okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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