So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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