You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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