I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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