I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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