seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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